Showing posts with label in a smaller economy the mail may be all the entertainment there is. Show all posts
Showing posts with label in a smaller economy the mail may be all the entertainment there is. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

the mail is endlessly entertaining





computer generated mailings are just great...can't think of anything i like better than the cold antiseptic feel of an ersatz personal message from a manipulative whore that turns up in my mailbox disguised as a friendly invitation to a chat...pete doesn't respond to my email queries anymore...surely red flags wave in abundance when the robots pick up anything i send...and he certainly wouldn't include me on any list of people he'd personally invite (at least i hope not...it would force a painful reappraisal of my political worldview)...but his computer will crank out an anonymous invitation...i got the "union worker" version with some blather about job creation and economy rebuilding...complete with a union bug to show it was printed by union labor even if it was addressed by as scab ( okay...that's a bit harsh...but i bet his staff isn't unionized)...will i be going? well...he'll be in my hometown on the 13th of next month...although why you'd have a town hall meeting while city court is in session is beyond me ( after a few hours of rumination on the vagaries of life and the low-life ethics of politicians the idea of a captive audience presents itself with startling clarity...no-one leaves without the judges say so and the judge is a whore too)...perhaps traffic violators are an untapped demographic...the coming "swing" voters...there's a picture of old pete on the mailing as he "...reviews construction of the 109th avenue I-65 interchange in crown point...i suppose to highlight the dynamism of his earmarked projects ( note the proletarian hardhat...i haven't seen this bozo in a baseball cap yet, but it must have happened at one point or another...frightening thought...like dick nixon in bermuda shorts and a floral print shirt)...so i thought i'd throw in a photo of the reality of his rust belt district...much of what made it is deeply unattractive