...but only if you fit the correct socio-economic profile for their criminal pursuits...
http://deploy.ztelligence.com/start/survey/survey_taking.jsp?PIN=15ZLP5ZWW9QYC&ID=989895933
clearly i have answered one of their survey's questions improperly and have been found lacking in the proper sort of class loyalty, tolerance for criminal avarice, the politics of a robber baron, or a profound case of consumerist stockholm syndrome...all of which delineate their most beloved costomers...chase will remove cash form my accounts on the flimsiest of pretexts and i have committed the ecological sin of using their drive-up windows only because every time i go into the lobby some fucking banker ties to sell me another one of their "products"...soon i will not be able to afford to bank there and will need to find some small-time operator to look after my hard-earned funds....madoff leaps to mind as someone who might give me a better return...i'd cut and run on the evil bastards today if they hadn't siezed control of my mortgage through a series of unfortunate bank collapses and finacial mergers engineered by wall street, the criminal degenerates and low-life scum whores in congress, and a completely docile public... rationalized by an utter collapse in ethical standards by anyone in a position of wealth and power that started with alexander hamilton and led in a direct line to the mentality of jay gould, henry frick, and charles tyson yerkes ( whose portraits you can find on the walls of any chase branch)...it's a sad day for banking when they won't let a token proletarian on the committee whose input they are going to ignore anyway...they can't even be honestly dishonest.
