i do not care who skagged jfk...lee harvey oswald or some detroit mechanic the mob hired...or fidel...or che...or lbj...i do not care how many "magic bullets were found on which stretchers...i do not care if elvis is selling used cars in peoria or if nicholas sarkozy is really jim morrison...i do not care if nascar is fixed or if the moon landings were staged by disney...i do not care if hitler is in agrentina or if central banks around the world are syphoning money to the new world order...i do not care if the government has been hiding alien remains in area 51 for decades or if abbie hoffman conspired to put lsd in chicago's water system or if he was related to judge julius hoffman for that matter...i do not care if queen elizabeth offed diana in a turf war over the north american herion concession or if catholocism is a thinly disguised continuation of babaylonian paganaism...none of it is worth a rusty goddamn...we have real issues of some moment to try to work out and they are not going to wait around for you conspiracy clowns to figure out how to get your fucking heads out of your asses...so while you watch kennedy's head fly apart in your slow motion copy of the zapruder film and listen for multiple gunshots on the open mike tape bear in mind that you are seriously demented and wasting your fucking time on convoluted bullshit when you could be addressing something that really matters...get a grip.
...and while we're talking conspiracy...
23 november 2010
i see the drive by freshman congresspersons to utterly destroy any credibillity the 112th congress could have kicked off ( fittingly) on international conspiracy theorist's day as fredrica wilson assailed the ban on wearing hats on the house floor as "sexist"...describing her hats as a sort of "fetish" the "parallels with the imperial roman senate" group will have a field day with this one...sequined parodies of actual hats these monstrosities may prove some diversion from the coming bloodletting and obstructionist rioting that promises to make next year's congress the most intransigent since 1859...in response john bohner has formed a committee to study the legality of a waiver of the rule by the speaker and has left on a fund-raising tour of the rust belt with stops in allentown, pittsburg, cleveland, detroit, gary, and milwakee to get a "feel' for the resilliancy of the nation's industrial base.
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