have i said fuck j p morgan chase recently? if i haven't then i have been remiss and need to take steps to correct the omission...since their books have been terribly disfigured by all the asset-eating toxic and esoteric derivatives that are papering the walls of their titanium-lead alloy vault walls ( stylishly rendered in a neo-medici/borgia "vincenzo will eat your children" motif ) they have decided that among other asset regenerating schemes they will raise my house payment by twenty-six bucks a month for the next year...not because of a "bookkeeping error" ( nearly as i can tell the entire economy is the result of a "bookkeeping error" that and statistics cooked to mush by every fucking body who wants me to think there is someone who actually has a clue running things ) or a sudden, sharp increase in property taxes ( although that wouldn't come as such a surprise either)...no they just want three hundred and twelve more dollars to add to the somewhat diminished "fractional reserve" they have laying around for sundry beer bashes and trolling for wall street hookers...soon i will be out from under this mortgage...at that point j p morgan chase can kiss my ass goodbye...i will find a locally owned bank to be bilked by.
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