death on credit ( sorry louis)

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it's sunday morning people and i was just reviewing the "spam" folders in my email accounts and i have received twenty-seven credit related emails overnight....lending tree wants to give me a loan on my home equity...home improvement stores are offering 0%apr if i get their credit cards...sears wants me to re-open the account i closed after i paid it off...the reverse mortgage industry has obviously targeted me by my age demographic...and every damned fly-by-night credit company and big-time criminal bank ( hear me calling you j p morgan chase? more on those rat bastards in a minute...i mean fuck these people ) wants me to get myself into credit trouble using their instruments...why? i was having a difficult time understanding why the hegemonic culture would risk its collective ass on bundled sub-prime mortgages that they cobbled together into "wonderful investment opportunities" in an act of utter self-delusion until i sat down and gave it some thought...these poor sods from the imf, world bank, the doomed euro zone, obamaland, the fucking imbecile tea party ( get with the times you party of lincoln...these degenerates are and albatross [bloody sea-bird flavor] you have hung around your neck because you think i am stupid...fuck you too ) and all the mavens of the hegemonic culture are addicted to debt because it is the engine of "growth"...and the debt they are addicted to is yours and mine...they don't really care if we have new cars or computers or houses or spiffy clothes or the latest in martha fucking stewart's home decor as long as we have debt....it's the debt that makes them richer and it's the debt that makes the markets happy ( those earnings reports that have so much impact are about how much of your debt you have paid...get cracking...consume damnit...make this the best retail season in living memory and the market will be overjoyed to the world )...i just sent a check off to j p morgan chase to pay off my house because those scum-sucking bastards were basically going to latch on to the insurance money from the fire and keep it...so i will have less debt on december first...i have paid off my vehicle and i will be working on the very last of the credit cards to murder that debt as well...i cannot entirely remove myself from the consumerist utopia...we are embedded in it...it is where we live thanks to the self-same hegemonic culture i have been on about...but i can be a subversive by eliminating as much debt as i humanly can and reducing my consumption through a personal program of austerity and reuse...the goal is to eliminate debt over the next six years and retire to find an avocation instead of a job...i am fed up with consumerism, debt, growth, whore politicians, and criminal bankers...i will remove myself from their foul agenda of personal aggrandizement through the euphemistically labeled process call "the economy"...the gardens and the search for native food crops is only part of the project...it is an act of culture building that they will dislike but not understand...they have no grasp of limits,