Friday, March 13, 2020

centralized bureaucratic conspiracy theories

the puking buddah insisted we air this one as soon as we found out about it...
seems that xi "dada" jinping ( that dada means, i am told, something like "big daddy"...perhaps self-bestowed as he grows his maoist cult of personality...or it could just be a surrealist hint ) and his ministry of situational facts/ethics have contrived a reasonable explanation for the corona virus outbreak that does not have anything to do with the unregulated sale of wildlife-for-dinner in wuhan province...
the n y times is reporting they are blaming the u s military...conspiracy theory as foreign relations program...
this qualifies the chinese government apparatus as fully subject to the human foible of not accepting responsibility for anything that isn't a glowing success...unlike religious fundamentalists they cannot blame "god's will" for their fuck ups so they are forced to resort to less metaphysical excuses for failure...naturally after the drubbing they have received globally they have to shift blame elsewhere to protect xi's teflon image...this presents a problem for trumpy in his late nigh chats with dada...he cannot accept blame either..it's an election year...there will need to be revisions or blanket denials in this...keep a weather eye on the media as they cover this breaking story...there are bound to be twists.

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