get your $$$ super fast

the puking buddah stopped by to have a look at what came in the mail yesterday...

this is a prime example of the entrepreneurial spirit in its purest form...glib...deceitful... an obfuscation of its extractive character...need cash? adrien will buy your home or rental property with minimal fuss...it could even be an "occupied rental"...it is unclear if the tenants would have to vacate or if they could stay...betting at some point the rent goes up..."why not list with agent?"...well...good question...my thinking is that adrien is appealing tot he desperate here...times are covid-19 tough and people have rising debt and diminishing income...mortgages may be going under and people need to get out...and in their desperation they need speed and agents are not the quickest way to sell...adrien is more than willing to take advantage of that...even if an agent may net the seller more they take time...adrien will be far quicker despite the fact that her offer isn't probably be anything near current market value...she's counting on the desperation to ease the pain of the loss..or, perhaps, working on a "coals to newcastle" basis...one more loss among so many won't be as much in the foreground and at least it is some income...same thing behind the "as-is" purchase "with no inspections"...a clear "hey, i'm doing you a favor" approach..."quick and easy transaction"..."quick" so the seller doesn't overthink the process and "easy" for exactly the same reason...she does all the work...you sit back and rake in the filthy lucre...that it isn't as much as you might get if you worked the traditional real estate system is a function of the desperation she is trying to utilize to maximize her profit...she has time...she has money...she can wait...and by waiting profit from your loss...that's capitalism...that's an entrepreneur...there's nothing illegal about it...it just business...there's nothing ethical about it either...i won't be selling to adrien...i won't be talking to her...and should she show up i will happily run her off the property....there has been a flurry of these missives of late and a growing number of spam calls working the same angle...they can smell desperation and it has dragged them out from under the rocks.