"nigeria's anti-corruption police said they plan to file charges against former vice president dick cheney in a $180 million bribery case involving a former unit (kbr) of the oil services firm halliburton. ' we are filing charges against cheney,' said femi babfemi a commission spokesman.
n y times 12-2-2010
"an affront to justice."
halliburton
a pale and unsteady dick cheney, squinting in the feeble late autumn sunshine as he emerged from the shadow government's bunker nestled in the pines of east texas, was hustled aboard an armored humvee for the first leg of a trip that will end in the squalid prison complex located in central lagos after the obama administration caved in to repeated demands from nigeria for the former vice president's extradition. "i have no time for this," said the current shadow comptroller and keeper of the lehman brothers corporate gold card. "we are struggling to create and maintain a shadow deficit comperable to that of the federal government so there can be a seamless exchange of toxic assets when the transition to an appointed government comes, and these yahoos are beefing about a measly $180 million. let them try to get inside bernake's head to divine the feds next bonehead move...i've had to change the batteries in my defribulator six times in the last three days...it's killing me!" an unnamed nigerian source said, " the whole thing could be cleared up with a large bag of uncut, hundred carat diamonds and a few polo ponies but the bastards are too damn cheap. we would have some economic freedom and they could write it all off in that damn deficit project they keep bitching about...wim/win...but they sem to think it's too small time." before boarding the shadow government's stealth lear jet at dallas/fort worth international the former vp was upbeat. "don't worry...once we get them into court we will flog them like mules..i have six high-powered attorneys, g. gordon liddy, and a flight bag full of bolivian blue flake cocaine...we're unbeatable!" looking out across the wellwishers who had gathered to chant obscenities and throw stones cheney said, "and when i get back i'm going to pound down a doezen cold ones and go quayle hunting."
No comments:
Post a Comment